It’s not been the easiest of times so I was glad that an
opportunity for a fun afternoon and evening was available. Two friends, Tiff
and Gina, were spending a few days in London and they’d asked me a while back
to book the popular Sarastro’s restaurant for dinner last night.
But I’d also heard that Saffy, whom I hadn’t seen in a
while, was in town meeting up with my friend Joanne as they had tickets to see
Depeche Mode in concert. I am happy to clarify to younger readers that Depeche
Mode were (or indeed still are) a popular beat combo of the 1980s. These
crooners of a bygone era still apparently have a following and as Joanne was
keen to tell absolutely everyone that she had tickets, and everyone was very
jealous (why she didn’t get punched I’ll never know), I assume they are still
popular. I myself have little ear for music so I'm happy to leave them to it.
Anyway, Joanne had just finished a shift as stand-in
manageress at the Three Greyhounds, a
small but popular pub in a busy corner of Soho so the three of us went to have
a bite to eat at the good value and worthwhile French bistro Prix
Fixe in Dean Street. http://www.prixfixe.net/london/restaurant/index.asp The food was good as
ever and the staff very friendly, but I got locked in the loo for a while. I read a
lot of WW2 escape literature in my weird childhood (while brushing dollies’
hair with the other hand) so I knew I would be free with a jolly old bit of
application and pluck. The lock wasn’t the sort you could pick with a hairpin.
So I virtually pulled the lock out of the door and made my escape by brute
force. And I neglected to tell the Commandant of the damage to bistro property.
I distinctly heard bullets whizz by my ears as me, Ginger and Frosty escaped to
Soho and freedom …
So they went off to Dispatch Mood at the O2 (that’s the
Millennium Dome for older readers) and, thanks to a casual comment in
conversation I decided the evening would start off well at Christopher’s American Bar and Grill in Wellington Street. http://www.christophersgrill.com/rooms/martini-bar/ Very
keen readers will know I’ve been here before. The polite staff asked “if Madame
would like a seat at the bar”. Madame would indeed and the skilled French
barman (le mixeur? – actually, I think that’s a Moulinex) handed me the
cocktail list. I selected something suitably potent, ice cold, garishly
coloured and utterly delicious to sip, like a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster with
a feminine edge. The barman drew my eye, by a glance of professional subtlety
honed by years of practice, to the noticboard detailing rehabilitation centres
as the effect of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick connected with my girly
head.
Now I thought I looked pretty smart in my pleated chiffon
skirt, black and white top, my favourite little black jacket, satin shoes and smart sheer
gloss tights but Tiff and Gina were in knockout dresses, absolutely stunning.
And to think they ordered beers! They lifted me off my stool and plonked my
woozy frame at the long marble-topped table that runs most of the way down the
room. A small spill from my Girly Blaster etched its way into the stone, hissing slightly. Now I’m not one to mix my drinks … so it was definitely time to call a
halt to that tradition! I have been intrigued by their most popular cocktail,
the Nutella Martini. I had to have one. Oh it was smooth … and two women along
the table were loud in their approval at my chocolatey choice! Recommended. It wasn’t so
strong as the other one, though. (Not that that’s bad, you understand. Its just
not quite as good!)
I have recently seen The Great Gatsby at the cinema and I thought we might have made good extras.
I have recently seen The Great Gatsby at the cinema and I thought we might have made good extras.
Decadence. I love it. |
Anyway, we needed food so we met Ange, my super T sister,
and went to Sarastro’s, an
extraordinary restaurant in Drury Lane where the décor is as much part of the
experience. http://www.sarastro-restaurant.com/ Our table was a good one on a balcony up steep little stairs (keeps
the waiters fit). Avid readers of this blog (you lovely people – we must go out
some time) will know we’ve been here before and will recognise the gold leaf,
tiles, Tiffany lamps, books, cushions, erotic frescos, and air of clutter that
goes with this place. The food is good (Turkish emphasis) and it’s the place
for a party at an unhurried pace. Perhaps not quite what it was in its heyday
when the founder was still alive, but it’s still somewhere amazingly fun, and
they like us TGirls because we are flamboyant too! Do click the link to their website.
Tiff and Gina wanted to visit Trannyshack. So we walked through Covent Garden and bustling Soho to Madame
JoJo’s and I showed them the venue and Escape next door where the usual excruciating karaoke
setup was mangling popular songs, which are somewhat less popular with me as a
result. I had serious work to do today so I abandoned the two of them to the
tender lurve and silver-tongued charm of the admirers and Miss Dusty O. That’ll
learn ’em!
I fell asleep on the last train home and nearly missed my
station. Hope my lolling head wasn’t accompanied by any snores or any dribble. I
see us girls as ambassadors of sorts for transkind – I would hate to cause a
diplomatic incident by looking like some overfed boozy drooling snoring floozy! As if!
What a great day. Just the tonic I needed. And a big thanks
to my really lovely friends Joanne, Saffy, Tiff, Gina and Ange who always make
things special.
Sue x
Nice to see normal service has resumed and you clearly enjoyed yourself. Onwards and upwards again then. Hugs. xxxx
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